lifeofrex:

nicolehoran-maybe:

veni-vidi-igothammered:

I love him because he’s the only one in their lives to call their bullshit

basically saying what we’re all thinking


 

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

I wish i could say im a good person but im not and it sucks

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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easied:

when boys are over 6ft»

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Best of luck for the future youre a good and funny person to be around with forgive us were gonna miss u soo much so shitty that we hadnt had a chance to say a proper goodbye
UGH WHY DO I ALWAYS GET SOO ATTACHED

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mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing